Trevi Trevi Trevi
ok ok I know everyone tells me that I pick on his dog but I think Trevi gives me a fair amount of ammo. I can come up with a Trevi-did-fill-in-the-blank story every day. He’s the George Constanza of the Dog World.
Reasons Why Trevi is a little different.
1. He has no front teeth. This isn’t funny as its mostly sad ’cause his previous owners didn’t care for him. but still. It’s weird.
2. He shivers in the house if it’s less than 70 degrees. Requires a heating pad to just sit around.
3. Eric was walking him one night (I had Birdie and Caddie) ….and he fell in the gutter. Through the grates. Yes… it’s as funny as it sounds.
4. He has extremely bad breath. Do u know the definition of “extreme”???? Roadkill, rotten eggs, skunks come to mind.
5. He has to wear clothes outside. He has a raincoat and 2 sweaters, which if ur keeping score, is 1 more than me since Eric shrunk my fave one.
(**Note here… Eric read this post and stated that it’s not a raincoat… it’s a windbreaker. uh. OK! big difference.)
6. He’s the only canine in the world who is a vegan. Steaks? Nope. Pork Chop? Nope. But un-wrap the plastic from sliced cheese and the dog is all over u! (eric will write back to this and say he eats meat…. he tried to prove this one night by giving him chicken and he choked. I’m not lying. I don’t need to lie to make this comedy up.
The good thing about Trevi is that he finally stopped pooping in my house, if u drop cheese, he will eat it, he’s pretty sweet and when the Muppets LIVE producers call… well we will be millionaires.
Here is a pic of Trevi in his “wind-breaker”.
I LOVE U TREVI! miss u, little guy. Caddie and Birdie miss u.
Here is a pic of Birdie missing the Trev-ster. (well shes thinking about missing him in her sleep)
Comment by Eric
January 17, 2006 @ 10:28 pm
he does eat meat. he was just hacking during the chicken cause he was eating it too fast :p
btw, that’s not his windbreaker. that’s the heavy duty fleece…
Comment by Crystal
January 17, 2006 @ 10:34 pm
“he does eat meat” …. if it’s wrapped in cheese.
Pigs in a cheese blanket.
Comment by Kat
January 17, 2006 @ 11:21 pm
Ya know they actually make mouth wash for dogs. Er, well, they make it for cats, so they must make it for dogs, right? My cat had dental issues (now she has no teeth to have issues with) so we used to give her that stuff.
I think Trevi’s cute in his little parka. He needs to come to the barn. He can ride Comet.
Comment by Crystal
January 17, 2006 @ 11:29 pm
Don’t even bring up breath spray. Tried that. The bad breath actually laughed when we introduced the spray.
Comment by Eric
January 17, 2006 @ 11:34 pm
Plus trevi doens’t like it AT ALL. I gave him a dose one morning, and he avoided me the rest of the day. It’s just time again for a trip to the vet for a cleaning. His breath won’t smell at all after that.
Comment by Lauren
January 17, 2006 @ 11:43 pm
I don’t even know what to say to this.
Comment by Eric
January 17, 2006 @ 11:48 pm
just say this…Crystal is mean.
Comment by Crystal
January 17, 2006 @ 11:59 pm
how am I mean?
i’m funny!!! i’m funny!!
(this is eric’s defense when I get mad at something he says…)
Comment by Kat
January 18, 2006 @ 12:13 am
No, not the breath spray. It’s stuff to add to the water bowl.
Comment by Camden
January 18, 2006 @ 7:20 pm
What kind of dog is Trevi? Have I asked this question before?
Comment by Crystal
January 18, 2006 @ 11:26 pm
insert-ur-own-joke here….
Comment by Eric
January 19, 2006 @ 12:02 pm
Italian Greyhound