Food sanitation at horse shows is very limited. Yes, I am putting my horsey hand in the teddy grams.

Its not a horse show until someone cries.

Everyone has boot pulls… until it comes time to pull on ur boots. Then there’s one pair and everyone has to share.

Show-sheening your horse’s neck before a jump class is a bad, bad idea.

At the HHC, they announce 10 minutes until FIREWORKS for a reason.

Some horses aren’t meant to be braided.

There is nothing u can say to make anyone feel better after they fall. Except their horse is a PITA. (shout out to L.U.)

Every show and judge is different. Sometimes they love u and u can do no wrong. Sometimes they hate ur thoroughbred.

Jumps always look bigger away from home.

*Nothing* is worse than trying to peel sweaty riding pants down in a port-a-potty.

The definition of acceptable food items for consumption varies greatly. Soggy fries, warm chocolate, grey hot dogs…

Goodie’s powders, advil, or aleve can all be considered… breakfast.

At some point, everyone has gone off course.

There is always a loose horse in the parking area.

what else is a given in a horse show?