I got to ride today! It makes all the difference.

As Baby Montgomery says… SWEEEEET!

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Birdie. The Adventures Of.

Ok you know how I was just blogging about her love for eating horseshit. I get in the jeep last night and I smell something awful. I mean AWFUL. I look in the back seat and…. lo and behold…

Horse shit.

In

My

Jeep.

Not a little bit.  A good amount.  Meals on Wheels.

I almost got into another car accident trying to drive and turn around and beat my dog in the back seat. (who was trying to hide from me)

Then to add insult to injury, I come home today (and thank GOD I put her in the crate ’cause I have been leaving her out)… she has BARFED ALL OVER.

She is in so much trouble.

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Speaking of car accidents… today as I drove past my wreck site…. they replaced the whole guard rail. As mentioned previously, I tore the previous guard rail up. Pretty fast replacement, Dept of Transportation! I thought it would take like a (expletive) year to do it like it takes you to complete any road project.

Have I mentioned that I have been driving around orange barrels on Cary Parkway for frigging 6 months now?